Thursday, October 16, 2008

Be attitude

*Be understanding to your perceived enemies.
*Be loyal to your friends.
*Be strong enough to face the world each day.
*Be weak enough to know you cannot do everything alone.
*Be generous to those who need your help.
*Be frugal with that you need yourself.
*Be wise enough to know that you do not know everything.
*Be foolish enough to believe in miracles.
*Be willing to share your joys.
*Be willing to share the sorrows of others.
*Be a leader when you see a path others have missed.
*Be a follower when you are shrouded by the mists of uncertainty.
*Be first to congratulate an opponent who succeeds.
*Be last to criticize a colleague who fails.
*Be sure where your next step will fall, so that you will not tumble.
*Be sure of your final destination, in case you are going the wrong way.
*Be loving to those who love you..
*Be loving to those who do not love you; they may change.
*Above all, Be yourself.
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $500/-Note.
In the room of 200, He asked, " Who would like this 500 note?"
Hands Started going up. He said, " I am going to give this note to one of you But first let me do this."
He proceeded to crumple the note up.
He then asked, " Who still wants it?"
Still the hands were up in the air.
"Well," he replied, " What if I do this?"
And he dropped it on the ground And started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up,
Now all crumpled and dirty... " Now who still wants it?"
Still the hands Went into the air.
" My friends, you have all learned a very valuable Lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it Did not decrease in value. It was still worth $ 500/-. Many times in Our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by theDecisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as Though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will Happen, You will never lose your value. You are special don't ever forget it! Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow tomorrow's dreams."

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated, as he was offered not more than 1-kg meat a day.

The lion thought its prayers were answered when one Gulf Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the Gulf Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central AC environment, a goat or two every day and a fat salary also.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast.
The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas. Then the lion thought that might be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India. The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered. The lion was so furious, it stopped the Bangaali delivery boy and blasted at him, 'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle... what's wrong with your management? What nonsense is this? Why are you delivering bananas to me?'. The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle but ... Did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!

Moral of Story:-
Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere!!! !

Sunday, October 5, 2008

donkeys tale

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway;it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him.They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw.With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal,he would shake it off and take a step up.Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkeystepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

MORAL :Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up.Each of our troubles is a stepping stone.We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less from people.

Friday, October 3, 2008

The Ant and the Grasshopper:
An Old Story:
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and> laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs, dances, plays the summer away.
Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

New Indian Version:
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and> laying up supplies for the winter.
* The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. NDTV, Zee TV, Aaj Tak, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .
Mayawati states this as `injustice' done on Minorities.
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .
Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.
CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in t he heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ' Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.
Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions in Government Services.
The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV, Zee TV, Aaj Tak, BBC, CNN.
Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice'.
Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice '.
CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden '.
Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

Many years later...
The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley, 100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India ,
..AND
As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the grasshoppers, India is still a developing country...!! ! :) :) :)

Sunday, September 21, 2008

THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY


& Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

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Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


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Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.


&
Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

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Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.


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Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

&
Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.


&
Law of Close Encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


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Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.


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Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


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Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.


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The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


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Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

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Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

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Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

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Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

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Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

& Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

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Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick

Friday, September 12, 2008

happiness

Happiness is the delicate balance between what one is and what one has

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Ravi's Manipal trip photos

manipal gang
SAVING IS SIN, SPENDING IS VIRTUE'

- Jagdish N Bhagwati

Japanese save a lot. They do not spend much. Also Japan exports far more than it imports. Has an annual trade surplus of over $100 billions. Yet Japa! nese economy is considered weak, even collapsing. Americans spend, save little. Also US import more than it exports. Has an annual trade deficit of over $400 billion. Yet, the American economy is considered strong and trusted to get stronger.

But where from do Americans get money to spend? They borrow from Japan , China and even India ... Virtually others save for the US to spend. Global savings are mostly invested in US, in dollars. India itself keeps its foreign currency assets of over $50 billions in US securities. China has sunk over $160 billion in US securities. Japan ’s stakes in US securities is in trillions.

Result: The US has taken over $5 trillion from the world. So, as the world saves for the US , Americans spend freely. Today, to keep the US consumption going, that is for the US economy to work, other countries have to remit $180 billion every quarter, which is $2 billion a day, to the US ! Otherwise the US economy would go for a six. So will the global economy. The result will be no different if US consumers begin consuming less.

A Chinese economist asked a neat question. Who has invested more, US in China , or China in US? The US has invested in China less than half of what China has invested in US. The same is the case with India ... We have invested in US over $50 billion. But the US has invested less than $20 billion in India ... Why the world is after US?

The secret lies in the American spending, that they hardly save. In fact they use their credit cards to spend their future income. That the US spends is what makes it attractive to export to the US ... So US imports more than what it export! Year after year. The result:

The world is dependent on US consumption for its growth. By its deepening culture of consumption, the US has habituated the world to feed on US consumption. But as the US needs money to finance its consumption, the world provides the money. It's like a shopkeeper providing the money to a customer so that the customer keeps buying from the shop. If the customer will not buy, the shop won't have business, unless the shopkeeper funds him. The US is like the lucky customer. And the world is like the helpless shopkeeper financier.

nbsp; Who is America 's biggest shopkeeper financier?

Japan of course. Yet its Japan which is regarded as weak. Modern economists complain that Japanese do not spend, so they do not grow. To force the Japanese to spend, the Japanese government exerted it self, reduced the savings rates, even charged the savers. Even then the Japanese did not spend (habits dont change, even with taxes, do they?). Their traditional postal savings alone is over $1.2 trillions, about three times the Indian GDP. Thus, savings, far from being the strength of Japan , has become its pain.

Hence, what is the lesson? That is, a nation cannot grow unless the people spend, not save. Not just spend, but borrow and spend. Dr. Jagdish Bhagwati, the famous Indian-born economist in the US , told Manmohan Singh that Indians wastefully save. Ask them to spend, on imported cars and, seriously, even on cosmetics! This will put India on a growth curve.

Saving is sin, and spending is virtue.' Before you follow this neo economics, get some fools to save so that you can borrow from them and spend.

This is what US has successfully done in last few decades.

Professor Jagdish N Bhagwati

Columbia University

Department of Economics

Friday, August 22, 2008

About Leader

Who is a leader?

What do leaders do?

What makes a human being become an extra ordinary leader?

What do a true leadership look like?

How to become a leader!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- No matter what you do .

- No matter what your title is.

- Size of your organization or office is not important.

- Amount of money you make for your self or for the organization is not important.

You can be a leader:

- It is the way you present yourself.

- Your attitude.

- Ability to make simple things very special.

- Ability to do things and get things done.

- Assume absolute personnel responsibility.

- Don’t sit and point fingers.

- Take every one with you.

- Don’t speak like a boss.

- Ask yourself a fundamental powerful question “ what can I do to make things better.”

- Continue for improvement – self / personnel and organization.

- Leader should go extra mile – beyond call of duty.

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-Set high standards for himself.

-Under promise and over deliver.

- Build a community and sense of belonging in your work place and create culture

- People feel safe.

- Allow people to grow.

- Appreciate people for their work.

- Encourage people to do, to be creative.

-Freedom at work.

-Sense of pride for the work done.

-Find meaning in ordinary.

-Do things “picture them as great acts done in simple way.”

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Sasi's trip to Dharwad - SDMCDS

Sasi' was in Dharwad ( SDM College of Dental Sciences And Hospital - Dharwad )as an external examiner for final BDS exams. kindly see the photographs of our college in the links given below.
Sasi's Dharwad Trip

Friday, August 15, 2008

"Avoid waste and negative thoughts to remain peaceful"

Monday, August 11, 2008

life is like that

While I was yet a boy, I dreamt of power and fame;
And now I'm old. I dream of being a boy again.
- Ruskin Bond.